So in my search for all the weird powers I can find (thank you L.O.SH!), Brainiac is frequently mentioned. And his power is 12th level intelligence. What does that even mean? And how is that even a power? I mean yeah, he can do amazing calculations. His memory thing that allows him to remember the first meetings of three different Legions is pretty cool though.
I Will Not: Make jokes, laugh at, think of innuendos, or take in any wrong way this panel, cover, dialogue bubble ect. Because this can so totally happen.
Yeah. Rulk can so totally do that.
So I’m re-reading my Fantastic Four Marvel Masterworks and I saw this:
So Reed’s a judo expert. Why doesn’t he use his judo-tastic moves against the bad guys? I’ve never seen him go ninja! on anyone, but to give him some props, the rubber ball thing is pretty cool.
And when did Superman have time to write a book? And how would he know what Kryptonian insect life was like? Oh wait, super crystal thing stuffed with knowledge.
I love comic books.
Okay, I understand how Dracula is on the moon, but how is Doom?
Does he have some special device that allows him to breathe on the moon? Eh, it’s Doctor Effin Doom, he can do whatever he wants.
You’re telling me that Doctor Doom’s armor can’t make calls by itself?
It’s not really Doom, but still, the guy has to have cell phone service in there.
So in FF 2, Reed gets the Skrulls to go away by convincing them that Earth has giant monsters on it.
Hang on, hang on, hang on. Didn’t a lot of popular Marvel characters debuted in these comics, like Thor and Nick Fury? So were they comics in the 616 universe first???